I am delighted to read that Father Christmas has been told to relocate to Kyrgyzstan.
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A remote spot in this little known country has been declared the “geographical centre of the world’s spread of children” by a team of Swedish scientists who have advised that if Santa started his journey in Kyrgyzstan he would achieve the [...]